One Mature Travellers Somewhat Cynical Viewpoint on What is Going on in the World we Move About

Thursday, 1 September 2011

Stop the Scrum at Boarding

SleazyJet could easily become my favourite airline.

The have

  • A good safety record
  • A clean and tidy modern fleet of aircraft
  • Pleasant mannered crews who appear to enjoy what they do
  • A good selection of destinations
  • Competitive fares
So why are they not top of my list?

Simply really it's because of the rugby scrum they persist on perpetuating at boarding.

If anyone on the high street tried to do it they would be prosecuted for inciting riots!

Not only is it dangerous but it is degrading as well bringing out the worst of human traits in your fellow passengers.

Of course I hear you say all you have to do is pay for speedy boarding and you will get preferential treatment

Not so it merely means a group of businessmen on expenses get to have their own riot before you get to have yours

There are now so many people paying for speeding boarding that the term almost breaks the trade description act

Come on Sir Stellios get a grip and give everyone a seat at checkin.

It cannot cost anything and it would almost definitely allow easyJet to become the Worlds Favourite Airline

Now where I have I heard that phrase before?

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